To all those people who complain about the police and how they are "revenue" raising with all the red light and speed cameras, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
If you are going 1KM over the limit, YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW. If you run a red light, YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW. If you run a red light AND speed, guess what shit stain, YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW.
I can't believe there are people out there that bash the pore sods that sit in the speed camera cars! Jesus man, it's YOUR OWN fault for speeding, not theirs. And no, I am not a Sunday driver, I speed AND I have been caught, but I don't complain like a fuckstick about it, it was MY OWN FAULT! I pressed the accelerator, not the speed camera or the dude sitting in the car..grow up and take responsibility for your own actions....we're getting more and more like the USA..
On that note, I bought some pizza pockets the other day and there was a caution on the box that said "caution, contents will be hot after heating" or something to the like..REALLY!? Jesus man, thanks for telling me! I was going to take it out of the oven and shove it down my pants!!! Seriously, how fucking dumb are we becoming if we needs cautions like that? I blame the US and the "I am so stupid to think for myself so I'll sue everybody for not pointing out the bleeding obvious"...Jeez...I am so against guns, but for the USA I think they should NOT have gun control, anything that assists in removing a few here or there ain't a bad thing!
Friday, March 21, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Pilot
well, well, well. I never thought I'd be one of "those" people who feel compelled to share their shit with the world, because you know, everybody wants to know about what you fed your friggin cat!
Ahem..
Anyways, my blog won't contain that kind of crapola, it will contain other crapola I deem crapola enough to clog the interweb with.
Now, it may.....scrap that...it WILL offend some of you more "sensitive".....scratch that...some of you more "anal" people, and for that I am not sorry. It may.....WILL bore some of you. You will sit there thinking "what the hell am I reading here? How can one human being write such unintelligible horse shit?" and possibly kill yourself, for that I am not sorry. I know it will definitely annoy those fucktards that get annoyed with bad punctuation and grammar, cause quite frankly I do not give a flying fuck if. A full stop, or ! new paragraph is
required in a certain place. Seriously, people like that need to die. If you get, annoyed. By? this then stop fucking reading.
Ok, time to start.
To those assholes that call up your IT guy to fix your PC then when told to reboot your PC you laugh and say "wow, you went to college to learn that?", die. Seriously, just fucking crawl back up your mother's mouldy old vagina and die. Did you think of that!? Did you reboot the PC and solve the problem!? NO, no you did not! So STFU and continue to sit in your chair, in my fucking way so I have to contort my body to get to your PC, all the while trying not to knock over pictures of your god ugly children and little so-called "funny" pictures of cats hanging off branches and what not! For those that do try and reboot your PC first before asking for help, good for you, but don't tell me you rebooted it like you think you are so smart for doing it, I am not going to throw you a doggy biscuit, it's common friggin sense!
Oh and guess what!? Your sound card not working, even though to you it is CRITICAL to have for you to be able to do your mundane job is of NO concern to us! Seriously, requests like that go to the VERY bottom of our list, and continuing to ask us about it puts it even lower, like off the page and onto a piece of toilet paper we then get a homeless 400lb man to wipe his crusty cheese ridden knob with. We will fix, just when we finish fixing all the more important things, like mission critical servers, etc etc etc etc etc. Fuck you, you can go without hearing that funny youtube video, of PPS file of that "blond" chick humming the Indiana Jones theme...
You guessed it, I work in IT and yes that's why I am a cranky SOB, because I have to deal with fucktards all day.
I like funny T-shirts, they make me laugh. I don't wear them myself, but I like seeing them around.
That's it for now.
Ahem..
Anyways, my blog won't contain that kind of crapola, it will contain other crapola I deem crapola enough to clog the interweb with.
Now, it may.....scrap that...it WILL offend some of you more "sensitive".....scratch that...some of you more "anal" people, and for that I am not sorry. It may.....WILL bore some of you. You will sit there thinking "what the hell am I reading here? How can one human being write such unintelligible horse shit?" and possibly kill yourself, for that I am not sorry. I know it will definitely annoy those fucktards that get annoyed with bad punctuation and grammar, cause quite frankly I do not give a flying fuck if. A full stop, or ! new paragraph is
required in a certain place. Seriously, people like that need to die. If you get, annoyed. By? this then stop fucking reading.
Ok, time to start.
To those assholes that call up your IT guy to fix your PC then when told to reboot your PC you laugh and say "wow, you went to college to learn that?", die. Seriously, just fucking crawl back up your mother's mouldy old vagina and die. Did you think of that!? Did you reboot the PC and solve the problem!? NO, no you did not! So STFU and continue to sit in your chair, in my fucking way so I have to contort my body to get to your PC, all the while trying not to knock over pictures of your god ugly children and little so-called "funny" pictures of cats hanging off branches and what not! For those that do try and reboot your PC first before asking for help, good for you, but don't tell me you rebooted it like you think you are so smart for doing it, I am not going to throw you a doggy biscuit, it's common friggin sense!
Oh and guess what!? Your sound card not working, even though to you it is CRITICAL to have for you to be able to do your mundane job is of NO concern to us! Seriously, requests like that go to the VERY bottom of our list, and continuing to ask us about it puts it even lower, like off the page and onto a piece of toilet paper we then get a homeless 400lb man to wipe his crusty cheese ridden knob with. We will fix, just when we finish fixing all the more important things, like mission critical servers, etc etc etc etc etc. Fuck you, you can go without hearing that funny youtube video, of PPS file of that "blond" chick humming the Indiana Jones theme...
You guessed it, I work in IT and yes that's why I am a cranky SOB, because I have to deal with fucktards all day.
I like funny T-shirts, they make me laugh. I don't wear them myself, but I like seeing them around.
That's it for now.
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